Thursday, October 23, 2008

Funniest Commercial Ever

I laughed so hard at this. They look like messed up monks.


Sunday, October 19, 2008

What Does It Say About America

That "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" was the number one box office draw for the two previous weekends?

What does it say about Hollywood?

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Another Day

Another economic plan from John McCain, eh?

Monday, October 13, 2008

The Way McCain Talks About Hoover In His New Speech

you'd swear Hoover was a democrat.

Stay classy with that demagoguery about you knowing the people's fear and hopelessness by playing the P.O.W. card. I wasn't impressed because it represented all the patchwork economic "plans" (knee jerk reactions to news events) that only emerge because of his constantly changing positions. I don't think it will work. If another economic ulceration to appears on America's hide, he'll have to go back to the drawing board again.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

So How Messed Up

is it that commercial space tourism begins/launches/blasts off/whatever trite pun you can think up in 20 seconds/ with 2 americans (and a russian) paying to get on a russian rocket?

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

So

Heard McCain promised to buy your house last night...good luck with that.

Kinda like the 50 something sugar daddy that shows up to his favorite strippers house with a car...he doesn't really like you, he just wants to fuck you, and he's gotten a bit desperate.

Monday, October 6, 2008

What's Palin Going to do Next to Seek Attention

pop out of a frickin' cake?

Friday, October 3, 2008

Give Me A Break!

This is a little late, yeah?

Two Overused Words

I'm guilty of this too. I overuse the words 'actually' and 'obviously'. People need to use these words less in speech.

People say something obvious, and stick the word obviously there when they didn't need to say anything at all if it was that obvious. The word is useful though when something embarrassing happens involving you (farting, a big stain on your chest, a major gaffe or some other faux pax) and you want to clear the air, so to speak, by owning up to it so that life can go on.

Actually is overused more than obviously. It's sometimes used before expressing an item of trivia. It ends up making the user sound like a smart ass. And nobody likes a smart ass.

It's actually been a long time since I've watched '60 Minutes', but obviously I remember the final commentary contributed by Andy Rooney.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Good luck

Mayor Palin, you're going to need it.